BEST DEAL STEALS

Wow! IMF (yes, that International Monetary Fund - IMF) said I got FIVE MILLION POUNDS!!! .... and now I can save my effort to join the long queue for buying the $12 Million 2017 TOTO Hongbao Draw this afternoon! What a beautiful Friday LOL! The International Monetary Fund (IMF) Investigation Department Washington DC is here by to inform you that we recently received several reports through our Global surveillance network that your transaction has failed to be successful after diverse efforts because the offices and individuals involved has made it a swindle opportunity hence they continue to demand for money without substantial reasons. Consequently this esteemed office has today recuperated your funds valued the sum of £5,000.000.00 (Five million pounds) from the erratic custody, meanwhile if you noticed any change of amount or value it’s rather as a result of the false information you have been fed or imparted by those hoodlums. Your fund was securely entrusted to Sainsburys Bank ...

Sorry for the cheeky title. This is not about how two men and one woman having fun. Let's be serious seriously. SGX Singapore  According to them, "SGX Singapore is the second biggest listed exchange of Asia.". Hmmmm.... "2nd biggest"? "listed exchange"? "Asia"? SGX Stock Market Update Please be serious, even if you are doing no brainer's work of copy + paste, unless you think that feeding durian to monkeys is funny. Subscribe? No thanks, I would read it from www.thestar.com.my instead. Really... It's Important...  ... To Check The MAS Investor Alert List MAS Investor Alert List (link:  http://www.mas.gov.sg/IAL.aspx?sc_q=multi ) Probably the solutions are meant for future, not now (after changing their name 3 more times).

While I fully understand the need to sell, the need to package the product to induce sales, the human philosophy on spending, etc, I wonder if lying is a 'must do' in order for these marketers to survive. Note: ' Lying ' is totally different from ' Telling only part of the facts '. I am not that lucky. I know. This is the x times I received such advertisements.  I am not a StarXXX customer. Will I be able receive this deal? Yes.  ==> This is NOT ' Exclusively ' for StarXXX customers. Is the mailer sent to only 10 recipients? No. ==> I am NOT  one out of 10 lucky recipients selected.  Nevertheless, such marketers continue to survive. It only tells one thing ==> It works, even if they lie.  So, who cares?! as long as it works.